that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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