its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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