i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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