I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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