How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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