so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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