If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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