If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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