She announced her abortion via fbk
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
