Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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