im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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