Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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