Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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