oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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