Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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