He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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