I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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