I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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