I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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