living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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