real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The ass gains better be worth it
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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