I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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