Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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