Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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