I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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