Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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