she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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