How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You need a sexual gate keeper
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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