So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
farters have to be the big spoon...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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