Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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