it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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