i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i drank out of a bidet.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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