No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
