The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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