Porn is love you can see.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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