How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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