That's intense
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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