She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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