Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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