elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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