He is an equal opportunity slut.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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