I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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