rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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