your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
