The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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