Non-Jews are for practice
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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