Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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