Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I cockslap morals
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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