hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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