Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
When did angry sex become our thing?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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