Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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