We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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