I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
